Campus Ganesan

--SnoopDog--

I had the strangest dream today morning and I'm writing this to share it with everyone... The alarm was set to go off at 7:00 am & for some reason I woke up for a brief moment at 6:08 am, being the punctual guy, I decided to go back to sleep... Then I had this dream about our class mates and some of them clearly stood out that I still remember them...

I call this dream strange coz it played out like a stand-up comedy show where this unknown voice (not Amitabh Bhachan) was making fun of everyone in our class while we sat in the audience along with lotta people, applauding & enjoying...

The first thing the voice made fun of was Jagadish a.k.a Jack... Actually the voice was making fun of Jack's movie debut (!!!!!!!!) The guy was saying how poorly Jack acted and how bad the movie was... There were also few video clippings of Jack on his Hayabusa (I meant his splendor :p )

The second thing I remember the voice making fun of was ME... For some odd reason, I'm in that show with a GIRL (!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) and this voice teases me on how I valinjify with girls (!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) Me getting a girl will happen only in a dream & this voice has to spoil it for me by saying things which I dont do ;)

But this is the best part... The voice next made fun of Sridhar... This was how the voice said it:
You know the Lord Ganesha idol in every campus where everyone goes and prays to relieve them of their sorrows, hence colloquially called as Campus Ganesan... We had a Campus Ganesan in our very own class... SRIDHAR... He is the guy to whom everyone talked to and poured out their feelings... If it is a girl, he puts a good word or two... But if its a guy & its regarding love, sridhar will conveniently cut the guy out & pick the pieces with that guy's lover...
The crowd erupts in laughter on hearing this and everyone starts clapping, well ofcourse, except Campus Ganesan... LOL

Then the show ends and as usual I'm hitchhiking a ride back to my home in some one's bike and I see Sriram wheeling in his bike to show-off...


Then my alarm went-off... I dunno why I had this strange dream, but if its going to be this funny, I wouldn't mind having more of these... I'm also wondering what happened to the girl who was with me!!! She could have been consoled and taken home by Campus Ganesan... LOL... I'm still contemplating on to whom the voice belonged to... The few candidates who are capable of pulling everyones leg are Arvind & Mark... But the voice no way belonged to them... Maybe this could be the voice of the Orkut legend Mama Biskothu...